Clearly, you need to go off more sweet jumps.

for some perspective on the size...

Those guys that egged your car probably read your article about manual transmissions not being great and so they went back in time to fuck your shit up

NP!

If this was Jezebel, the title would’ve been “Entitled White Male Harasses Chinese Woman Online, Gets What He Deserves.”

CLEARLY homeboy never saw the Terminal

Keanu knows that feel, bro.

I can meme at 2000 doge per minute.

I nominate $kaycog.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

I hope no one’s fair trade organic hemp milk half-caff macchiato was spilled in the accident.

HILLARY WILL NOT NUKE PEOPLE. For the love of God. Do not sit anything out. I don’t care if you don’t like her, Trump will get this country fucked.

Y’all are a bunch of sick fucks. Why would you do this to yourselves?

I had no idea this car even existed until now....and now I want one.

Foxtrot Alpha, dickface.

That’s super fucked up, dude.

Endangered species of Tiger > Cheap plastic bumper cover

We’ll soon discover that Elon Musks entire career has all just been setup for the most elaborate spaceballs cosplay in history.