yeah um rusty volvo wagon is not $9,300 also why stop at just swapping the transmission when you could have had a V8 too?

dead giveaways that reporters are getting trolled:

They’re Canadian it’ll be a very polite and modest burnout.

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But then you typed anyways

Thank you Raphael for Using My awesome Ranger on the article cover. Was a nice awesome surprise. I have always wanted to be in Jalopnik. I’m getting closer. I am all for the growth of USA rally!!

Can we just get American rallying back to the way it was when it was SCCA Pro Rally?

Interesting. Now for some celebratory rally cars.

Fiddy’s requirements in a car are, and I quote:

Was that Captain Picard in the backseat?

So 50 Cent, the guy who filled his driveway with borrowed cars from Steven Cohen (complete with their Greenwich Concours stickers on them) for his MTV Cribs episode and once told me in person that the “50" Edition Pontiac G8 GXP he was hawking was “modified with a Corvette engine,” is gonna save Top Gear? Right.

Did you just compare a Focus RS to a Suzuki SX4?

It's best if you imagine there's a very confused GT3 owner in central Ohio wondering what there's a note to Honda in his engine bay.

Porsche be like:

Welcome to Russia!

This seems like an odd route to take to try and raise the money to finish building the Olympic venues.

UGHHHH GM VERSUS FERD WAR UGHHHH NO REPLACEMENT FOR DISPLACEMENT CIRCLE JERK UGHHHHHHHHHHH

And living with it sucks. Go over to the Chysler bulletin boards and the will become obvious to you.

Fucks sake the start/stop on my Cherokee drives me fucking crazy. That slight delay as it starts back up is wicked annoying, especially after getting into it after driving my Charger.