That damn dog just broke like 17 unwritten rules and I love him for it. But he’s never making it to the hall of fame.

You should have waited a year and taken your kids to watch the joint Russian/North Korean military parade down Pennsylvania Ave.

i’m a bills fan, so...

Now let us gingerly touch our tips.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

What technical errors come up in the Goldblum podcast? I remember listening to it and nothing notable comes to mind?

“Double Bird?!?”

Love the cop in the back laughing his ass off and making no attempt to help.

have they tried scheduling rutgers?

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

I’d actually never heard a “The Snake” version, I thought it was just The Scorpion and the Frog.

You have no idea the levels of fuckery it takes to make me side with the Fucking Eagles, but by god, Donny Boy has done it.

LeBron’s head is looking like a picture from a World Wildlife Fun pamphlet illustrating the devastating effects of deforestation.

“These ‘scars’ tell my history which include a dark time when I was in prison”

Whole NFL teams are now taking Cris Carter’s advice.

How did it not occur to Snyder and Bruce Allen to blame all this on Scot McLoughan’s drinking or on Kurt Cousins’s greed? Everybody knows that’s just Modern Redskins 101.

I was pulled over for speeding once in Delaware. The cop looked at my license and said, “You can go back to New York and drive like a maniac and kill people, but not here in Delaware.”

Southwest released a statement and said they were sorry “if our interaction made this family uncomfortable.” 

They saw Gottlieb and college basketball. Sounds like a thief to me.

Is discussion of this show some sort of joke I’m not in on? Because the joke seems to be as unfunny as the actual show probably is.