Yep. Really love being told that my problem is “you need to stop being unhappy about being single and just accept it”. Like, why don’t you just fuckin’ come right out and say that I don’t deserve anyone?

“Make new friends” is much easier said than done once you’re 25+, have a career, and live in a city like Los Angeles where people are skeptical of other people. Making new friends is just as difficult as dating, in my opinion.

Or, worse, they cycle through this idea multiple times.

In the same boat here. What gets me is the number of times a paired-up friend has told me “I need to find someone for you!” and never followed-through with it. What gives?

Never forget that the sole purpose of HR is to protect the corporation from the employees.

And cue the awesome McMahon gifs!

“..quitting the coolest thing you’ll ever do until they drag you away kicking and screaming.”

If Baez had killed Garrett, it would have been his own death warrant he was signing.

I saw John Goodman in a McDonald’s ad the other day, surely he doesn’t need the money? Looking forward to his exit, and next season retconning the retcon to say “Actually Dan DID die and I DID write a fantasy book, and also last year was MORE fanfic”

This marks the first time all year the clippers have gotten the better of an opposing point guard.

I pray her kid is never constipated.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

4.) For hazing to be banned in all high schools across the nation.

In addition to the financial retribution, the family is also making the following four requests of the school board, according to Al.com:

Do the Mets really seem like a team capable of managing a Netflix account?

I guess he lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

I’m just glad to see him on his feet these days. So brave!

He better hope word doesn’t get back to Principal Raditch or he could get suspended.

Open offer: any and all CSA monuments can stay, provided they prominently acknowledge that the people depicted committed “Treason In Defense Of Slavery”.

Well, whatever. I still think the beheading of Bill Goldberg took things a step too far.