The pizza dominoes quickly started to fall:

Call me old fashioned, but I prefer “Excellent Baseball Man Decorates Field With Bird”

Be real, how hard did you cum when you finished this one off?

Right? The Earth should have been a disc.

I remember when Michael Sam kissing a man was a distraction. 

Looking back on it, I bet the mob wishes they had gone into football instead of drugs...

Did he get locked in and freeze to death or did he fall or have a medical emergency? Working with a partner in this instance would’ve come in shandy. 

Taffer must be furious that the Braves didn’t shut it down.

They want the pitch to just smack George right in the face with it’s ballsiness  

Paul George’s demands:

This poor man just wants to know where he’s gonna move to!

Guess you haven’t seen her picture.

I don’t do cardio because these colors don’t run.

Horny Ski Condo

Howard the Dick

This is also good.

I mean, most women can’t even grow a decent sports mustache.

Never forget: “When you’re accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression.”

At this point, I genuinely don’t know what it’ll take for Pruitt to resign

He looks like he talks to schools as part of a “scared straight” program