Hey, if it worked for Zack Morris, it’s good enough for me.

which lasted 20 whole seconds.

“Don’t ever get old. Don’t ever get rich.”

What’s really awkward is grandpa was a Steelers fan and thought that only queers wore green

MLB is meant to be watched long term. If you follow MLB, you’ll see nuances that casual fans don’t pick up. Like, in the NFL, you can put on some random shitty Browns-Titans game and have instant gratification w/ action. The action in MLB is on a different level. I guarantee you by the 12th or 13th pitch, fans of both…

The only way that Dellie could possibly increase his scrappitude is to switch teams and play for Boston

God doesn’t exist. Neither do afterlives. His consciousness doesn’t exist anymore.

America’s sure in a weird time.

Oh I imagine Casanova does have problems with Leonard, Ginobili, and Parker.

My little brother tried to write a better one, but just didn’t have the energy for it.

Except for Art Briles. He’s in hell.

Unabomer couldn’t tackle for shit.

To be fair to Gronk, Hoodie’s record is pretty poor when it comes to identifying con-man hucksters and speaking out against them in public.

Typically, he plays at 265 pounds.

Thanks!

How is a guy named Buzz NOT the GM of the Hornets? It’s a goddamn travesty.

That got dark.

+1 crippler crossface for the spit take your comment produced

I’m a full-time stay-at-home dad to my 2-year-old daughter and part-time college student.