Biiiig Elon Musk

Q: How much money should athletes make?

Stugotz was right?! Holy shit, Stugotz was right!

The contortions people put themselves through to not just pay the players is hilarious

He never really struck me as a collosal Ahole or a mean spirited person. Just a guy that had trouble handling fame with some addiction problems to boot.

a gentleman stops at second when asked

Rumor has it a hole in the wall was a big part of Mike Piazza’s spring training regimen.

Explained? No. Taken out back and shot? Probably.

I barely know him

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

“You forgot this: Boom roasted.” Boom roasted.

Ironically, he could use some work on his offensive lines.

I wonder if he made his bed to take that picture. Part of me thinks that’s insane. The other part of me thinks he did because had he not, some of the text would have gotten lost in the folds.

Surely the NRA will step up and defend this young man’s constitutional right to bear arms! Right?

He should have been Incognito.

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

Or anxiety. I’m no doctor, but I’m pretty sure those can go hand in hand. And I‘m also pretty sure you can have anxiety without depression. It’s a vicious cycle of worrying and not sleeping because your chest hurts and you feel like crap, and your chest hurts and you feel like crap because you’re worrying about your…

I can’t wait for Lebron to go to the hospital and disagree with the doctor’s diagnosis of Lue’s condition.

“And honestly had Justice attended the game in a pair of JNCOs and one of those Taz And Bugs Bunny Are Dressed Like ‘90s Rappers t-shirts...”

Both my grandpas had very interesting eating habits.