Not pictured: All the suicides.

I’m having a bunch of friends over for St. Paddy’s, and I’ve made an Irish dry stout and an Irish Red. Needless to say, they’re both sessions.

Poor little pup...

I too have a problem with cocaine. It is too expensive.

Outside the Line

+1 kilo

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

This is...SnortsCenter

UMBC, who are playing Virginia in the opening round of the tourney, are known as the Retrievers. They are literally a bunch of good boys.

Trump is going to overtake Bill Pullman as the greatest American president.

He is a clown, but there’s no reason to use Doug Gottlieb as inspiration for your mascot.

I’ll grant the lady this much: by backing up at the end, she produced the first evidence I have ever seen of reverse racism.

So do they have to wear their shirts sideways, or what?

I’m convinced Steph Curry rolled his ankle on purpose so he didn’t have to see this all game.

He must have mocked an old lady who turned out to be a witch. I can’t think of any other explanation.

Based on his body language I can only assume Mark was once again told he couldn’t tend the rabbits.

I’m amazed at Mark Davis and his financial discipline. For decades, the man has apparently refused to shell out $20 for a mirror.

I know we give Mark Davis alot of shit for his haircut, but let’s cut him some slack: he’d be ugly with ANY haircut.

Davis looks like Gruden’s older, not quite all there mentally brother who was badly burned in a grease fire.

The parody becomes even more on-point when you learn he wasn’t paid for this.