Something tells me him being the face of the company leaves a irreversible stain on them.

THEY’RE HAVING FUN, MAGGLE!

BAH GAWD THAT PENIS HAS A FAMILY!

The same thing people get out of watching reality TV?

“I love seeing female fans get into wrestling with this much enthusiasm, it really chokes me up!”

Honestly, I thought Newton would have lost right from the tip off.

You’re right, when will they learn to just use the official substance of the NFL, alcohol. After all, this country has a proud history of drunks.

Man, if only he was smart enough to take the opiate-filled drugs that are handed out like candy, he could have avoided this all

Personally, I’d much rather have guys smoking weed than beating the shit out of their girlfriends/wives.

Yeah, black people having fun is just the worst. Don’t you have a final Cam Newton column to proofread?

Facial, Lafleur, total facial

the only bad thing about this game was listening to Mike Patrick for 20 extra minutes.

Goose Gossage.

I think it’d be pretty easy for Colin to avoid seeing his mom in Denver. Just make sure she’s an open receiver, they’ll never connect.

man’s so anti-Wolverine he cheered for the Russians in ‘Red Dawn’

I hope there were finger guns. He’s best when he adds in some finger guns.

Who hasn’t had a situation where they thought they about to bed a girl named Jessica only to find she was really a Trenni.

“It won’t...renew addiction”