They should fine them for being fucking stupid.

“I can do that.”

Timothy McVeigh: [cums]

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

It was all fun and games until one of the kids challenged him to a game of “Pig.”

“Former Steelers wide receiver and trick play artist Antwaan Randle El is very clear about one thing: if he could replay his life, there’s no way he’d play football.”

If you’re an adult buying a jersey, fuck you. * Fixed it for ya.

Sweetness (Type II)

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Looks like the bandwagon evacuation plan was enacted.

Hey now, it took TWO coin tosses to dictate this matchup...

“Players tell me mrblerg has lost the locker room.”

You mean it’s all a bunch of Mularkey?

are you sure this wasn't a Trump rally? Look at all these peckerwood jackasses

Best of luck, Mort.

Watch out, Tom. That guy knows Shaq Fu.

Shaq’s favorite coach: Mo Cheeks

Last time I brought four bucks to a strip club I made it rain! Okay, it was a light drizzle. You’d think they’d appreciate the $4 but all I got was strange looks. What were we talking about?

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”