At least his Gramatica is correct.

all due respect, you gotta tighten up your game. You are getting caught way too much.

It’s off point, but I still can’t believe the Chiefs haven’t had a wide receiver catch a touchdown since 2013. It’s mind boggling in today’s pass-oriented NFL.

Same rules as almost anything: Make eye contact when you talk and smile a lot. Don’t be a dick. Say thank you.

If you are already married, be cheap, you ain’t getting any anyways.

Beer is the gateway drug.

I’ve been sober ten years..congratulations on taking your first steps to sobriety!

Here’s more from the article:

Tony Romo has the best DirecTV ad so far. Eli? Weak. Moss? Awful. Luck? Too realistic. Peyton? Missed opportunity. Arts and crafts Tony Romo is legitimately funny.

Yeah but is he clutch??

Out of everyone in that article, I’m finding myself most offended by that bartender.

Team America didn’t make fun of Bush? The entire premise of the movie is a send-up of the ultra-patriotic. “America, Fuck Yeah!” is sarcasm!

Hey you guys both sound like me! I just stopped 6 months ago, after decades of drinking, lots of fun, lots of not fun, 2 DWIs, and finally 5 days of detox in the ICU. The highest BAC I ever had recorded was my first arrest, .33, which impressed my cellmates but frostmycookies kicked my ass!

Ask Drew Magary about the Cards.

Sorry, but this was way more entertaining.

Rick Reilly is so sad he missed this, you guys.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams