I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”

Gee its almost like football is a sport with a lot of physical contact and violence and if it were played like soccer or rugby everyone would be dead at the end.

Jesus fucking Christ you’re stupid. I hope your mom got a refund on the coat hanger.

I know that driving home from the game after you got ejected sucks, but you really shouldn’t browse the internet on your phone while you’re driving.

Speaking of cocksucking monkeys, game 2 has reminded me how much Trent Dilfer makes me want to crawl out of my skin and punch myself in the face over and over until I can’t hear Trent Dilfer anymore.

To be fair, the reason Eli didn’t go down and keep the clock running was that he usually needs his parents’ permission to use the slide.

This guy can lead me anywhere!

“False flag! False flag!”

The last time something got burned that badly, the Chancellor was given everything he wanted.

Nope. I guess 3 officials staring at it wasn’t enough

He’s just doing what Roger Goodell asked him to do.

Somehow, that tweet a few days back taunting Roger Goodell about the court ruling doesn’t seem like the best decision now.

“The man I called ‘Dad’ passed today.”

Why don’t you drink before the game, like the Redskins?

...and, in typical Washington fashion, they squandered that ability, and are now deteriorating down the stretch.

Because it’s funny when you see the trainer fall but then you’re like, oh shit, Kuechly probably has a serious head injury

Oh you know he dead.

Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb

Personal foul—giving him the business—fifteen yards.

Hey, it could be worse. He could’ve been drinking coffee.