You could say the same about Nintendo, except they actually allow cross-play.

Posted it before, but found this hilarious.

As someone just shy of 33, I couldn’t imagine my life being over that young. Too soon for anyone.

More like Exodus To Orbit, amirite

I dont know...it kind of sounds like you’re actively attempting to not enjoy it.

That seems like a lot to me. Did you think people were expecting an ENTIRELY different map? 100% new weapons?

Congrats. You’re “that guy”.

I can’t believe I forgot how great that game was. Yes, the intro. But the gameplay for me was just fantastic. Switching back and forth between the two planes... defeating bosses and absorbing their powers... learning new skills... just so much fun.

“Chuck E Cheese ball pit experiences.”

Wow, it’s like Cecilia summoned you like Beetlejuice.

Only took 4 minutes for That Guy to post. Gotta be some kind of record.

I look down on both games. I’m already onto the next big thing. A battle royale game where your only weapon is the merciless surgical precision of interpretive dance.

“That’s a team that could win 7 games, easy.”

Kirby didn’t cost a thing. But please keep on grinding that ax you have.

It’s funny you talk about dreck, because in all my years here at Kotaku, I’ve never seen you make anything but jealous shitposts and seem to think that your opinion matters at all.

Dang dude - with all due respect, you are immensely mistaken, or you’re trolling and I’m confused. But... Here we go: Breath of the Wild, Odyssey, Cuphead, Hollow Knight, Gorogoa, Nier: Automata, Horizon Zero Dawn, Poochy & Yoshi’s Woolly World, Sonic Mania, Splatoon 2, South Park: The Fractured but Whole, Nioh, A Hat…

That’s a lot of words to not answer my question at all.

I was also one of those people that won my first game (7 kills) and I’m terrible at these games. The bot thing is kind of brilliant. It definitely made me want to keep playing.

Red shirts that die easily? Now where have I heard that before...