So you’re saying that when given three kind of bad choices Fitzpatrick can be counted on to consistently pick the worse of the three. And you’re offering this as some sort of endorsement? Interesting.

Jesus Christ. You’d think Trump would have gotten his fill of fucking himself in Atlantic City.

Eh, still owned by that turd Angelos and they have a payroll of $150 million this year. The Royals they ain’t.

Egdar was a better player by a little bit, but that’s not denigrating Ortiz. Both should be in the Hall.

In fairness, if any DH is ever going to be allowed into the HoF it should probably be Ortiz, and if he isn’t fit then I struggle to ever imagine a DH that would be.

He’s ridiculous. Idiot sportswriters (looking at you, Carfardo) are looking for reasons NOT to give the guy the MVP. He’s amazing.

Come on, the Sox have stopped the Cardinals from having two more WS wins recently! That’s an outcome we can all get behind.

Mookie was second in the AL in WAR after Trout (who is essentially a cheat code at this point). Can’t believe how good he’s become, and so soon.

Hard to claim that someone who has paid 40+ million in federal and state taxes in the last 8 years is a tax dodger. How much has Trump paid?

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

IT WAS A CATCH

I want every old white writer to talk about how Brisset showed leadership by not getting involved. Because we all fucking know they’d be gobbling Brady for that.

I don’t think anyone who pays attention to CFB is overlooking that matchup. It’s going to be awesome, and if they’re both at their current number of losses (i.e., 1 and 0 respectively) it’ll still have playoff implications.

There may be 1500 yards of offense in that game.

Oh, as opposed to some running back who gains 5 yards on a 2nd and 3 and springs up with some 1st down salute? Or a defensive back who breaks up a pass and celebrates with a huge incomplete pass motion.

I feel like they’re allowed if they just kicked a career long FG to win on the road against a team that has historically owned his school.

Luckily for you, we put captions on all of our scripted videos.

Careful thinking there by Price. Might want to save that challenge for when you get out to the pizza place tonight and they bring you something that, upon further review, is not cheese.