It’s a wizzard hat, specifically.

If not for that middle sentence I would swear you were referring to Goodell...

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

They needed to distance themselves from that logo. Birds are a good neutral choice so they ran with it. They ran so far away. From the old logo.

Thanks for my daily ‘you’re OLD!’ moment.

Nope, no way to make birds racist.

That statement is just beyond stupid...

Yes.

I just imagine Gronk shaking an egg real hard before cracking it into a pan to make them scrambled.

I remembered when I played baseball I had a pretty standard routine for each at bat. First, I’d stand outside the box, tap the sides with the tip of my toe. I’d step in, line the bat up with the back edge of the plate. Then I’d swing at three straight pitches, go back to the dugout and cry uncontrollably until we were…

Yesterday I fucked up at the office because I thought I had sent an email.

This publisher literally failed at publishing. They need a new publisher.

Isn’t it a fact that the NX will be announced at some point in time and we measure time in weeks? I’m sure there is a cut off where you would say months or even years for greater amounts of time, but I don't the etiquette.

Actually, when multiple different sources who aren’t colluding with each other corroborate something, and in particular when other publications can confirm hearing the same thing from other sources, which is exactly what has happened with this Eurogamer story, then they’re not just “worthless rumors” anymore.

You’re awfully quiet after you say something incredibly stupid (and surprisingly resentful) and then a whole bunch of people call you out on it.

YEAH! He should say something like this at least!!!!

if you’re going to be a dick-head about it, then consider the fact that any amount of time is a matter of weeks and let that satisfy your need for exact truth

read what you just wrote out loud to yourself

Another way to look at it, the Eastern Conference in the 2000s were so bad Iverson and Kidd both dragged awful teams to the Finals.

I think Nintendo saw this picture and decided to run with the idea.....