Can’t blame Nintendo for saying no.

Ultimate Nick Fury is actually Nick Fury Jr., who just happens to look exactly like Ultimate Nick Fury. It happened a few years ago.

Penalty Box is actually the Gentlemen’s Club that will be opening up in Vegas.

When did Ultimate Nick Fury become the current universe’s Nick Fury?

Go home.

The fan interest generates the money. You’re paying for this. Now this money of yours is either going to the rookie or the billionaire owner. Personally, I’d rather as much of it as possible gets to the player, so long as I’m paying.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.

As a Sixers fan, I am outraged - that you don’t yet have dozens of stars for this sadly accurate comment.

That’s not how his name is spelled. Are you new around here?

I know, the Sixers have 3 picks this year.

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

No matter how many angles I see it from, he's still, he's still LeBron from The Block.

This line in his most recent piece on LeBron slayed me:

I resemble that comment!

Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

You can imagine extra eyes in the back, but eye holes in a helmet are just inconceivable? Go schmuck yourself.

I get accused of feeding in every moba. I guess dinner’s ready.

It’s stupid to give up your place as one of the best in the world because you can’t be THE best in the world.

She did not beat Phelps... She got faster on the last 50m of a 400m race than the men, who at the time the winner was Ryan Lochte (28.93 vs 29.10). Over the whole race, she was still 26 sec slower than the men. (4:31.73 vs 4:05.18)

I just get accused of being terribad. I can’t help it if its hard coded into my DNA!