I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: all of these reviews make me feel guilty for enjoying Anthem.

an ejection by ushers

Oh wow, this takes me back. I remember playing the original Fancy Pants as a browser game years ago- feels like it’s been about 10 years since the original? I remember it being a really smooth platformer, especially for a Flash game, so I may just give the Steam version a shot.

The general game-style may not be for all, but in my opinion FFIX’s backgrounds are among the most beautiful and consistent in the history of pre rendered backgrounds, if not the best.

Unfortunately, though, perception matters. And the vast majority of players only saw the aspects you mentioned and said, “Nah, I’m playing Overwatch” without actually looking into Battleborn and learning that it’s a totally different type of gameplay.

Yeah, who can handle that much Cologne?

This is why appreciate HD Remake/Remaster. There are just too many games I’ve missed or simply want to re-play but just not possible.

Think of it, billions of years ago, aliens seeded planets with life knowing that one day they would harvest the inevitable Zlatan fruit to play for their amusement.

“Look at me, I am the control mage now.”

Overwatch now ranks players about 200 or 300 SR lower than their “actual” play grade. “We do that to give you a sense that you are improving over time,” he said

Marcus Rashford’s classmates need to get a hold of themselves.

Osaka’s top non-commercial (ie USJ) destination in my opinion is the Kaiyukan aquarium. The 3-floor tank alone is worth the price of admission.

Anything that encourages people to not play Mei is a feature not a bug.

Could do without the pretentious philosophy. The developers very clearly set out a goal of making a Banjo-Kazooie game and that is exactly what many people wanted. If it wasn’t a good idea then people wouldn’t have funded it.

Wish I could star all of this 100 times, but especially this:

Personally I’m enjoying the hell out of it. Moving around the environment is snappy, responsive, and satisfying, and I’m loving the wide variety of characters (and their humor) that I keep stumbling upon. The worlds are big enough to get lost in but no so big that you’re wasting all your time trying to get back to…

Most of original development team for Banjo Kazooie promises another Banjo Kazooie. Game releases and game “critics” complain that it’s too much like Banjo Kazooie......

If you hate Kotaku, then why are you on Kotaku?

I haven’t played much yet, but so far I like the game. Maybe that will wear off quickly, but it’s what I expected. Also...