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This was probably my favorite debut issue of 2018. I can’t remember the last time I read a first issue and got to the end and thought “I need issue 2 NOW”. Can’t wait to see where this series goes. 

Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips would like a word with you 

They paid 7 figures and didn’t even get Youngblood? Not that Youngblood screams “ADAPT ME NOW!” but without Youngblood what the fuck is the point then? Great characters Bloodstrike and Bloodwulf are not worth 7 figures

I saw them/him at red rocks in Colorado and it was the single greatest show Iv ever seen in my entire life

Call me crazy, but I don’t think you’re supposed to play ALL of them. Pick the ones you like and just accept that you won’t be involved in others

Not minor. Those two games play nothing alike. They aren’t even in the same sub genre. One actually tries to be some sort of MOBA, the other DOES NOT

No, they are not. Overwatch has classes, yes, but the games play nothing alike. Overwatch is literally a team based shooter that’s more aligned with team fortress 2 than battleborn. There are no waves of enemies to shoot, nothing spawning them, no bosses, no skill tree, no ai anything aside from a practice mode and

What can I say, I know my male genitalia

Vas*. Vans are either an automobile or a shoe

Not the same genre at all. The only similarities they have are the cartoonish look, you shoot with a gun, it’s first person and an assortment of heroes. Other than that, they are apples and oranges

I’m still waiting for an Onimusha remaster

I don’t think I’m pleased to have him back on united. They’ve been playing on all cylinders and I made up this theory that no one enjoyed playing with him on the team last season because he doesn’t like it when other people score goals.

So happy to finally be able to play this series. The weeaboo in me is pleased

So many thing I hated in this episode:

Yea, the book sucked. I think that was the turning point for millar when he was phoning in his scripts just so they could get picked up as films

This is actually exciting because mark millar might have become a hack writer who just writes glorified glorified storyboard movie scripts, but the ideas are sound. And when someone else adapts them, such as the secret service, they turn out much better than their source material. Because the secret service was an

Can we get an “the unfunnies” cartoon show?!

In the realm of condiments, both ketchup and mayo are pretty fucking garbage. Mayo by itself is absolutely horrid. Where as ketchup is pretty basic; yay super sweet tomato sauce! But mayo can be mixed well with other things. I love a good aoli, simply because it’s flavored mayo. Ketchup just turns into thousand

I’m literally in tears

Who gives a fuck if he was in my chemical romance? It’s not like he’s making their albums into comics. The dude writes solid stories and is a better comic writer than he is musical artist