I'm very torn on this. On one hand, as a '64 Valiant owner, I find it very cool to see one mentioned. On the other hand, there is way more Dart than Valiant in that image.

Good grief.

1964 Valiant. So not a cool car when I got it in high school. When I was 15, all I ever heard about was how these were crappy throw-away cars for grandmas and crazy cat ladies. "Sure, it's old, but it will never be cool." It was even sort of a champion anti-cool car for the punks and misfits of the 80s and 90s.…

Wow. 46 people are really enjoying their breakfast scotch.

Lincoln Spokesperson: Trust your instincts...remember where you came from...

By "its real final coffin nail," you mean the people inside it, right?

Oh, there is. It's just not legal.

RHD is fun until you have to pass a semi truck on the interstate.

I always wondered what happened to this guy.

Haunted car, you say?

I smell an auto engine swap.

Indeed it is. http://www.bigassfans.com/application/industrial/

I'm going to start identifying myself as a Slant Six engine. That way I can fix myself with parts from Advance Auto and save on the doctor bills.

It's a '57 210 sedan. It used earlier style trime on the back. It's a common mistake.

No worries. It's a two year old meme and I modified it to suit the video. I considered posting it in all caps a'la the original douchebag quoter, but I know all caps is frowned upon here.

Yeah...it was an excuse to bring out an old joke. http://jalopnik.com/5593280/biggest-douche-in-universe-shows-why-you-never-load-a-car-on-a-u+haul

Why did you not turn?

I know for a fact he has at least eight. Check out the story here at 11:38 on one of the greatest motorsports VHS tapes ever released: Bigfoot Strikes Again.

Those are balls.

To the "trailer queen" owner's credit, it looks like there's a bowtie decal where a license plate should be. If he has a trailer like that for just one car, I'm guessing it's a strip only car and not street legal. Best guess is they fired it up and showed off for the kids and put the car away while stuff was still hot.