Yeah, this was a guy selling off one of many cars in a collection who needed quick cash. This same guy just nabbed a cherry 1970 Roadrunner with a 440 set up for street/strip for $14K and that included a covered trailer. He's a deal finding machine.

I know of a running driving example of a real 1968 396 Chevelle SS that just sold for less than 11K. Had all new body panels except for the hood. Only thing wrong with the outside was the clear coat had failed on a 5 year old paint job. Guy got a deal.

I've lived in Gainesville since 2007 and haven't seen it. I'm going to have to hunt it down now that it's made it into Jalopnik before my car.

My brother in law rented one of those. It was stupid fun. I can definitely say we did not hit 130 on a country back road, but if we had done that, it would've been pretty amazing.

That guy at the beginning of the commercial is Brad Giffen. I worked with him at WWSB ABC7 in Sarasota, Florida. He's now anchoring back in his native Canada. Now you know.

I could write a dissertation on everything that's wrong with this car as a zombie survival vehicle, but I'll leave it with only one: How long is that front end gonna hold up after hitting the first zombie at speed? I hope the driver likes air bags to the face. If it's not a 1980s or earlier car or truck, it's not…

Gainesville, Florida in a nutshell. So many orange and blue cars. Dealerships commonly sell brand new cars painted blue with orange pinstripes and vice-versa.

Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Problem?

But he wash Shcottish!

The essential ride of masked crusaders working overtime, fighting crime...FIGHTING CRIME.

One of those sailors has an orange and white 80s Suburban. Awesome!

How about...

I open the sunroof.

We did a TV commercial with Gary in Sarasota for a medical company that was shut down for fraud. He was friends with the owner. Go figure. He was as insane as you'd think he'd be. He threw people out of the room because "they were looking at [him]."

I'd take it just to say I had a Bertone for a while. NP.

But at least it would get there. Even if they had to temporarily house people in shelters to conserve fuel, it'd be better than completely running out.

Here's how I roll. Pushbuttons forever.

1st Gear:

Or more realistically...