I think we all know the real story of where this car has been.

Frequently bought along with The Fault in Our Stars, according to Amazon. I'm sure John Green loves that.

Corinth is famous for its leather!

It makes the Mach 5 look like a vagina!

This...erry damn day.

My '86 MJ salutes this sendup of its more popular brother.

Ha! Thanks! I'm afraid I'm in the middle of moving and don't have any extra scratch for Valiant goodies at the moment. Thanks for the offer though.

All I could think of listening to this video.

And it looks a damn sight cooler than any similar vintage Ranger, Dakota, or S10 of that vintage. Also has icy A/C and blazing heat. It's a great truck, but a lot of "Jeep" people won't accept it as a "real Jeep" because of the 2WD, which I actually wanted since I needed a street truck and not a rock crawler.

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Yup. Funny how a truck can be this nice and absolutely worthless. I love watching the interest die in people's eyes when they compliment me on the truck and I start describing it to them. One guy even asked, "What's the point?"

It's not that hard. I have a non-abused one, but everything about it is wrong for Jeep people. Long bed, 2.5 four, 2wd, so nobody bothered to abuse it. The only abuse it gets is the sand parking lot at work (hence the spray on the lower rockers).

I have a clean, non-abused Comanche. It's a 2.5 liter, 2wd longbed and...Hello? Where'd everyone go?

My first car was a hit at family gatherings.

He's been hitting every other goddamn thing out there. I want him to be perfect.

Any other site there would already be a mile long debate about the confederate flag and racism. Way to stay on topic while remembering that the Great Flag of Dixie is just a symbol of southern pride and never was affiliated with bigotry or hate.

He solves mysteries using both time AND space!

As well you should. They are so ugly they're beautiful.

Hidden sealed beams behind classy plastic.

1964 Plymouth Valiants. Three of 'em were used in the Monte Carlo Rally. Unexpected place for the humble Plymouth.