I smell an auto engine swap.

Indeed it is. http://www.bigassfans.com/application/industrial/

I'm going to start identifying myself as a Slant Six engine. That way I can fix myself with parts from Advance Auto and save on the doctor bills.

It's a '57 210 sedan. It used earlier style trime on the back. It's a common mistake.

No worries. It's a two year old meme and I modified it to suit the video. I considered posting it in all caps a'la the original douchebag quoter, but I know all caps is frowned upon here.

Yeah...it was an excuse to bring out an old joke. http://jalopnik.com/5593280/biggest-douche-in-universe-shows-why-you-never-load-a-car-on-a-u+haul

Why did you not turn?

I know for a fact he has at least eight. Check out the story here at 11:38 on one of the greatest motorsports VHS tapes ever released: Bigfoot Strikes Again.

Those are balls.

To the "trailer queen" owner's credit, it looks like there's a bowtie decal where a license plate should be. If he has a trailer like that for just one car, I'm guessing it's a strip only car and not street legal. Best guess is they fired it up and showed off for the kids and put the car away while stuff was still hot.

Yeah, this was a guy selling off one of many cars in a collection who needed quick cash. This same guy just nabbed a cherry 1970 Roadrunner with a 440 set up for street/strip for $14K and that included a covered trailer. He's a deal finding machine.

I know of a running driving example of a real 1968 396 Chevelle SS that just sold for less than 11K. Had all new body panels except for the hood. Only thing wrong with the outside was the clear coat had failed on a 5 year old paint job. Guy got a deal.

I've lived in Gainesville since 2007 and haven't seen it. I'm going to have to hunt it down now that it's made it into Jalopnik before my car.

My brother in law rented one of those. It was stupid fun. I can definitely say we did not hit 130 on a country back road, but if we had done that, it would've been pretty amazing.

That guy at the beginning of the commercial is Brad Giffen. I worked with him at WWSB ABC7 in Sarasota, Florida. He's now anchoring back in his native Canada. Now you know.

I could write a dissertation on everything that's wrong with this car as a zombie survival vehicle, but I'll leave it with only one: How long is that front end gonna hold up after hitting the first zombie at speed? I hope the driver likes air bags to the face. If it's not a 1980s or earlier car or truck, it's not…

Gainesville, Florida in a nutshell. So many orange and blue cars. Dealerships commonly sell brand new cars painted blue with orange pinstripes and vice-versa.

Driver picks the music. Shotgun shuts his cakehole.

Problem?

But he wash Shcottish!