The essential ride of masked crusaders working overtime, fighting crime...FIGHTING CRIME.

One of those sailors has an orange and white 80s Suburban. Awesome!

How about...

I open the sunroof.

We did a TV commercial with Gary in Sarasota for a medical company that was shut down for fraud. He was friends with the owner. Go figure. He was as insane as you'd think he'd be. He threw people out of the room because "they were looking at [him]."

I'd take it just to say I had a Bertone for a while. NP.

But at least it would get there. Even if they had to temporarily house people in shelters to conserve fuel, it'd be better than completely running out.

Here's how I roll. Pushbuttons forever.

1st Gear:

Or more realistically...

This looks like a job for...

That is ridiculously cool. Thank you.

Where's all the Bugs Bunny gifs cutting off Florida now?

I love this idea. I'm all about "What-If?" cars. I love games like the Driver series that have knock-off muscle cars because its nice to see something different that utilizes period styling. I look forward to more of this series.

Hi! I just bought my first (insert car name here). I got it off (auction or classified site) for (way too much money) and I don't really know much about cars at all, but it looked cool and I'm sure it'll be easy! What do I need to do to fix this car up? My budget is (half a week's paycheck). Take my hand and tell me…

Excellent point. I'm stilll of the opinion that kammbacks and shooting-brakes shouldn't be lumped in with station wagons. A station wagon requires 4-doors for me to consider it a true station wagon. Chevy kind of did this by dubbing their shooting-brake "Nomad" to differentiate from their four door wagon model. Two…

That is a relief. Thank you.

No complaints on the aesthetic. It's just chilling to realize that 1986 was 28 years ago.

A challenger appears!

My argument has been vindicated at last.