Exactly. May did it better.

Plymouth Reliant and Dodge Aries. So boring Jalopnik can't be buggered to spell either of them right.

Is that a Catera in the far back? What an epic display of Cadillac failures in one place.

I really need to track down some of those old Richard Scarry books.

I had the truck with car carrier too. I loved those things.

That's a lot of money to troll Bimmer owners, so CP.

Crack pipe, but a beautiful crack pipe.

No worries. I actually had to look it up to make sure. I thought they were on frame for the longest time too. Turns out after the early 60s, almost all American cars were unibodies. Some of the big luxury and police vehicles held out, but all the small cars like the Mustang, Nova, Barracuda, etc. were all unibody.

Thank you. Where it really gets sticky is things like Dodge Rampages and Subaru Brats. FWD or AWD unibodies with obvious car roots, but a distinctly truck-based bed (albeit under 4'x8' in size). By the standards of the article, they're both definitely cars, even though they're only slightly smaller than a Nissan…

It's going to be a Stig with the midriff cut out of the racing suit.

I always liked the Plymouth Duster typeface. Like the car, it's cheap and cheerful and up for whatever.

I would agree, but Nissan Frontiers and Honda Ridgelines are still quite obviously trucks, despite not having longitudinally mounted engines.

Although this example does sport four wheel drive, the Ford Mustang was a unibody.

That's a sensible answer. Thank you.

I hope this guy got his deductible lowered for avoiding this incident.

Thanks for the hat tip, Jalopnik!

I had a card game like this as a kid. It had cheesetastic 80s racecars though. Mostly Camaros.

How do all these people have running video cameras when stuff like this happens?

Exactly what I came to comment. My '64 Valiant could give you shakier results at much slower speed for 1/70th of the price. There was a Mercury commercial where a guy cut a diamond in the back seat while driving down a bumpy road. That's a luxury demonstration.

I have a Hotwheels car that looks just like that drawing. So, that's where the design came from.