This book set me up for so much disappointment. I was devastated that there wasn't a real alligator car.

A more typical piece of his work.

Gotta love Eddie Roth's batshit insane characatures. I'm pretty sure this is what every 1/4 mile maniac thinks his or her car looks like taking off the line.

Someone actually made a Slant Six coffee table? This I gotta see.

Nice price if you're in southern coastal town. This would be a fantastic summer beach van.

That's not a bad idea. One could also cantilever with a Hyper-Pak intake, but that'd be one crazy rare table.

Maybe with a Hyper Pak intake it would work...

Sadly, the Slant Six was not designed for coffee table purposes. :(

That's right China....I mean, Iran. We have another drone that's waaaay better than the one you have. In fact, that one is so lame, you should just destroy it. It's old technology we aren't even using any more. In fact, we wanted you to get that other one so you'd think that was the lame technology we were using.…

You've gotta love So Cal's auto pitch legend, Pussy Cow.

Thank goodness for Wipeout.

I helped some guys push their broken down 67 Caprice to a service station once. They're gonna make their own Metalicar someday. It really only needs a few trim changes to be an Impala.

Dean Winchester is not amused.

"Goose-stepping morons like yourself should try reading books instead of burning them." -Marshall William T. O'Niel

Pontiac's split grille. Every car had a divider of some kind since 1959.

Yes, yes, yes. A thousand times yes. It's the Mega Track for the rest of us.

All valid points. I suppose it would make a great getaway car in 1986, but these days you'd be better off taking all the badges off an early 00's Nissan Sentra than anything else.

It does, but the rear roof line screams Grenada to me. The hood with the Aspen clip looks very late 70s Crown Vic to me as well. I know a gearhead would be able to spot a Dippy in an instant, but your average driver wouldn't be able to place it if their life depended on it. It'd be the perfect getaway car. Even if…

I suddenly must have a 1980 Dodge Dart. The amalgamation (aka "Driver" Car) factor of this thing is off the scale! Is it a Volare? Is it a Diplomat? Is it a Granada? Is it a Monte Carlo? I'd take all the trim off it and mess with people all day long.

Exactly what I came here to post. Picking on the M3 on a car site is the internet equivalent of stomping on a fire ant hill. Whoever's still around is in for a world of burn.