As a Valiant owner, I've become a Mopar enthusiast by proxy, and I have to agree with both assessments, although I would have to say the latter of the two needs further refinement. That statement carries much more weight if the Mopar enthusiast in question is a B or E body owner. (Especially if they're an E body…

iSee what you did there.

Very well then. Carry on.

My gut is giving me all kinds of danger signals. Something about the fit of the seat covers and the alignment of the hood tips me off to bigger problems than the wheels. I would love to have a 68-69 Vette drop top, but there's got to be something wrong with this kind of price tag.

Or this:

For that kind of money I'd rather swap that A for a G.

Hey, hey, hey! Watch what you're calling a clunker. I still wince when I watch that scene...because I hate seeing an old Dart take damage.

That is the most ridiculous breakdown of cars by class I've ever seen.

To the right collector (and by collector I mean: someone desperate to capture a piece of childhood left behind in an '89 MR2) it might be worth 5k. But that's some serious nostalgia money for a nearly 25 year old Toyota. Hopefully your friend finds just such a person. (Although I will admit a clutch supercharger is…

Okay, that gave me a chuckle.

Nissan tried. And by tried, I mean: completely ripped off.

I hate that I voted crack pipe on a Dodge Magnum. I love Dodge Magnums and would like to own one someday. Sadly, this high price is so disheartening there's no way I could go NP on it, as amusing as the Daytona wing may be.

I think for its limitations it's doing quite well. They're slowly finding their comfort zones, and I've legitimately enjoyed quite a few of the recent challenges. It's not TGUK, but anything that keeps me from watching TGAU is a good thing. Lest we forget, it could be worse.

I distinctly remember seeing one in the Dodge showroom with a price tag of 19k.

At the risk of dipping off topic, I've loved switching to a safety razor. I use a 1969 Gillette with a clamshell cartridge holder and Feather razor blades. Unbelievably sharp and do an amazing job for months. Just don't nick yourself. I'm still trying to figure out which creams work best for me. I'm pretty satisfied…

I wish I could find the actual quote of "He crashed me, so I crashed him back," from the 1979 Daytona 500, but that's got to be one of the best one-liners in racing if nothing else.

Marvel and ABC Studios are owned by Disney. It's not sponsorship so much as it is co-promotion of sister brands.

The captions are the best part. You want me I should break your camera?

I have driven four or five sticks in my time (with a smattering of automatics). My results were a lot more similar to the results of the statistics.

It's sad that I'm so jaded it took a second to realize why that wouldn't be a printed headline.