armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness
armyofchuckness

Valiant Hyper-Pak. Came and went far too quickly. If it was good enough for Richard Petty in the early 60s, it's good enough for me.

They are fine trucks from a fantastic lost era.

Stop making me vote CP on cars I like!

Music player of some kind. The engine is sweet music, but it does get repetitive.

In my day, they only had CD tapedeck adaptors! *shakes cane*

So that's what happened after they chased him off Bull Mountain.

This is an insanely awesome car, but 5 grand for a 1980s import that's not in immaculate condition? I, regrettably, must decline the nice price button.

I would also love a King Cobra. It takes the 70s-liciousness of the Trans Am to a new level.

I'm glad someone else got it. :)

Even when he's clearly phoning it in, I find this man entertaining.

Chinese parts, Swedish parts, all made in Taiwan!

Awesome looking car, but I've heard enough DeTemaso horror stories to know where this is going.

I want to go to there.

I really hate voting CP on this, because I really like Cyclones, but that's just too much for a heap in this shape.

There's a car museum in Tallahassee, Florida that features one man's obsessively large automobile collection...covered in his wife's equally obsessive stuffed animal collection. This included quite a few of these dolls. Not a decent picture to be taken in the building courtesy of giant teddy bears in '57 Cadillacs.

I see what you did there.

Best. Intro. Ever. The rest of the video was okay, but I'm pretty sure I was more impressed with Tanner Foust drifting a Ford Super Duty.

Exactly. That's what I meant when I said I checked the source.

During this read I started getting very confused. "When did everyone on Jalopnik become gay? This author is saying 'we' a lot." Then I saw the source and stopped reading it in Ray Wert's voice.