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I never realized I had this uncontrollable desire for a miniature Dodge van.

De Tomaso Mangusta. One of the best looking cars of all time, and also the worst for doing anything actually related to performance.

If it had been T-topped, I would've voted nice price. I actually like these little devils. They can be pretty spry when warmed over.

I, too, miss pop up headlights.

@whitehatspecial: Perhaps the implication is that even with two non-functioning cylinders, the Slant would still be legendary. :P

Road Runner always struck me as a fantastic name for a car. Serious power with a smirk on its face.

Here we go again... *sigh*

Diesel....Siroccoooo...goes down to Moroccoooooooooo....

The first time I saw an Eagle Premier, my 9 year old mind thought, "When did we start allowing Russian cars over here?"

For that money, I'd snap it up.

Don't care. Still stoked about this show. Going to enjoy it for what it is. If you're only going to get so much steak, and someone offers you the same amount of steak and a cheeseburger, you're still better off than you were with just the steak.

@Dravs: 2nd. I was stranded for 10 days in Indiana because the '94 Regal we were driving decided all the parts in the transmission needed to be melted together.

We can't sleep here. This is bat country!

@chrystlubitshi: Jalopnik correspondent Jonny Lieberman claims knowledge that Car and Driver coined this expression with the GNX, but I have yet to see an image of said article. I distinctly remember these print ads, though and there's lots of scanned images of it online.

While the F1, Diablo, Viper, 5.0, 300Z, Skyline, and Typhoon are all excellent picks, I have to go with the Chevy Impala just for the flawless marketing strategy.

@Mark Arnold: Hell. Yes. This car perfectly symbolized all that was amazing and all that was wrong with Detroit in the 90s.

Must. Not. Be. Tempted. By. Herbie.

@sugaRAPE: What...the hell...just happened?

@JamesC90: I'm a random windstorm.