*sigh* It must be fun to have more money than sense.

Those Ducks they use in Boston.

Whoever edited this is a comedic genius.

@Slantsick's truck is possum-magnet yellow: I always thought the freestanding headlights were a bit much. Always liked the 58-59 DeSotos, myself.

@Slantsick's truck is possum-magnet yellow: I knew you'd post this. Good call. Butt ugly (even its fans call it "the toad), but dependable as the day is long.

Balogna.

But Slant Sixes have six rods...

I want to go to there.

See how well he holds up under some Slant Six torque.

Blind spot? What blind spot?

...

Boo!

If the Soviets had entered NASCAR, we could listen to the Red Army Choir belt out Sweet Home Alabama. But wait, we can do that right now!

Ooh. This looks like my kind of site. Very cool.

Because Darts are so awesome they win in categories for which they aren't even qualified.

He laughs to hide the tears.

@Slantsick, with Infinite Improbability Drive: And there it is.

@armyofchuckness: Um...except not street legal at all. It's too early for me to be typing words.

At last! I can own my own street legal version of the Disneyworld Grand Prix Race Cars.

Jaguar? Buick?