I have...no words. Something unexpected happened.

That Caddy has more concentrated awesome than Cadillacs and Dinosaurs ever hoped to have.

Funny, most people who buy Porches don't have a problem with the size of their feet...

But will it still hold the smelly chair I found by the curb?

The fine print is almost as good as the ad.

@Daniel Horney: Or a new window.

I can has 1/4 mile timez?

@Slantsick: This is, quite possibly, the toughest (looking) truck I've ever seen.

Is it the winter of their discontent?

I've seen these designing cues/marketing tactics somewhere before...

I'm also incredulous. This could just mean the driver on the left got a tiny edge on reaction time.

Cue the Black Sabbath.

@NovaloadMissesPolar: True, but this joke isn't for them. I also know people who would argue why Japanese and German automakers were conversing in English, but this joke isn't for them either.

Japanese automakers came up with a new brand of car. The problem was, no one could think of a name for it. With deadlines looming, one designer got an idea.

Angelina Jolie, your car is ready.

@Alan Olson: Ah ha ha. I just saw that. Well done.

God behind the right door, fun behind the left. Is this the lost chapter of Pilgrim's Progress?

Needs more Torqueflight.

Not bad. I especially like the 97¢ primer camo job.

At least it wasn't a moose or horse or dog.