Setting the bar rather low, are we?

Hell, as long as Nintendo announces a new exclusive title that comes out in 2015, they’ll have exceeded the Sony conference...

You wanna start THIS fight? Go on then, swing!
No self respecting barbecuer uses gas grill!

Goodell: Well, see, what you have to understand is that Marshawn grabbing his junk during the game doesn't make the NFL or its owners any money, whereas selling pictures of him doing so does. So, what I'm saying is, I'm a shameless whore.

Yeah he sounds like a huge jerk.

anyone who's masturbated after doing too much cocaine knows extended contraction of muscles + dehydration is a sure shot to muscle cramps

Anyone?