Any excuse to keep playing with this.

This is a brilliant idea! Forget building new cell towers for better coverage, we just need to harness the power of breasts!

I just wanna know how the breasts pick up the phone.

“Killing a person while you beat her is not teenager behavior.”

Fucking hell, that is some heartless and ignorant phrasing. It makes no distinction between, say, taking a bat to someone’s head with the intent of killing them (not a normal teenage behavior, definitely a murder) and hitting someone who has agreed to…

Eggshell skull has to do with torts.

Google making it easy for the Romulans to brainwash us into assassinating Klingon governors like the petaQ they are.

I’m going to have disagree about Hiddleston. He gives no fucks. He just likes to dance.

Is it as tense as the trailer’s editing implies? It looks good for sure but I want to make sure I see it in the right mood.

Ooooooo. Intriguing (sincere).

Good to know. I guess I should have said that from the write-up (younger sibling of boxer notices dance class while at older sibling’s gym, decides dancing seems more interesting, challenges gender norms and “grapples with gender identity”) it was identical to BE. Looking forward to the movie and appreciate the…

Girl, it me. Do we need to fight in an elevator about this?

Things I would get/do if I were rich:

“We give each other compliments. He’ll say, “You look beautiful,” or “That looks great.” Or I’ll say, “I don’t know about this outfit,” and he’ll say, “No let’s change that.” And I’ll absolutely say to him, “You know what? No T-shirts.” [Laughs]

Wow. Good to know you’re around to judge us. Yuck.

Its a swimming cap...

I hope the next president nominates him to the Supreme Court and the GOP has to eat shit and approve the appointment.

Filed to: LIARS

The Columbia Spectator op-ed featuring the pterodactyl description is titled “Statue of Limitations”

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.