One of my favorite moments on TNG is when Picard starts doing Shakespeare to convince this Ferengi dude to beam Troi’s ridiculous mother back to the Enterprise or he’d vaporize the Ferengi ship. I’d imagine that was one of P-Stew’s favorite parts to film.

I have never scrolled up to click “Show Pending” faster in my life

Allow me to calleth bullshit on these lines: “I am not happy to write this kind of essay. Not at all. I do not like to do it.”

Sweet jesus, how great is that GIF?

I am currently obsessed with “oil slick” hair. I love how subtle it is.

I mean, I could send you a pretty extensive list. Please tell me more about my state.

Uh, no. Abosh is about whether businesses can charge different things to men than to women. That is discrimination because it treats men differently than women.

Fred Rogers (Mr. Rogers) gave testimony in Sony v. Universal that was key to Sony winning, and home recording being allowed. He testified that the VCR could be a useful tool for parents to record his show, and watch it later. Universal had argued that there was no legitimate use and that people would record shows so…

hang on lemme go grab my jaeger

MIRACLE WHIP IS GARBAGE, BOBBY

And now you know how women have felt for decades when they play video games.

I’m watching Archer right now and read that whole thing in H. Jon. Benjamin’s voice and now I can’t stop laughing.

The DMCA needs to be updated and changed, no doubt about it, but this is the wrong way to go about it. This would have a chilling effect on smaller artists and content creators on YouTube. Hank Green, half of the Vlogbrothers and musician, has been talking about this on his channel and his Twitter for awhile.

You gotta admire his spunk, though.

She would totally have used Yzma in kitten form for her avatar.

I don’t think Jeremiah (yes, the alien frog has a name!) is the most popular one in Austin. I think it’s the Jo’s “I love you so much” wall.

Did you ask your partner before you left this comment

Let your pets sleep next to you so they can alert you to ghosts and protect you from the closet monsters, DUH!

God, you mention something in Dirt Bag, people flip. You don’t, people flip.