No no no. Curly hair does not stay straight with straight ironing and sweat mixed together. Curly hair wants to be curly and sweat producing exercise would just turn that into a big ‘ol mess of frizzy curls.

That’s a pile of hot, steaming bullshit that you just spouted right there.

hahaha like i’d ever have leftover hot tamales haha

It’s amazing how you keep moving those goal posts. First Bee shouldn’t be included because she isn’t a household name. Then, when you are reminded that multiple people in the picture aren’t household names, it turns that being a household name isn’t actually important. What REALLY matters is how much money they’ve…

thank you for reminding me that I am privileged enough to live in a time when Daniel Dae Kim exists!

I only WISH we’d excluded my husband’s parents from our wedding. Just as we were saying our “I do”s, his dad jumped up out of his seat, shouted “F—- this!”, and stormed out of the room, dragging his wife behind him.

My husband, for some reason, inadvertently stalks Ice T. It’s very strange, and it’s been going on for years, starting about three weeks after we moved to NYC—the husband ran smack into a velour-tracksuited Ice walking along Broadway. After that, at least once every few months, the husband has another encounter with…

My favorite kiss cam.

ok I laughed

This seems like a reasonable position. Also:

Orange>Strawberry>Cherry>A punch in the gut> Lemon

The designated hitter.

Me and my sisters went to catholic school for a year when we were little because we were living in an area where my parents didn’t feel great about the public schools. (We’re not catholic.)

It looks like a peen. Is that really her tongue? If so, it needs to stay hidden, which should’ve happened quite some time ago. Gawd, she’s an idiot.