Except that he didn't. In some of his personal correspondence he's very clear about referring to himself as an atheist/non-believer.

Except that when companies record sales numbers, it's typically to the distributor, not directly to the consumer, so the original poster is correct. In other words, Best Buy is down 6 iPads, so has to order more, resulting in more iPads sold by Apple. Weak joke, perhaps, but the logic was sound.

Alright, I know you're trolling, but I'm going to feed the troll with some actual 'facts'.

The underground city in Montreal may make a good, modern example... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_City,_Montreal