“Video Game Console Makers Are Afraid of Piracy”

“Hello, this is one of your employees. I forgot my name, email, password, social security number, my mother’s maiden name, bank details and which program to use to connect to the back end.”

The MGM resorts again?! Poor Terry.

When you make them pay ransom don’t forget to add a $58 resort fee

GOOD! To hell with these greedy execs. And if this also means the quality control as far as VFX improves that’s an added bonus.

My knee-jerk reaction to all this is: “What kind of idiot would believe this horseshit? It’s preposterous! No American in their right mind would buy this...”

The only reason we know cable numbers is because they use those numbers to sell ad space and now that streaming is adopting ads they’re going to have to reveal the numbers in order to get the prices they want.

Yawn.

Just my opinion but 50% of the recovered tax should be used to start universal basic income for those making $20k or less and tapered off up to $50k

Hah, take that hackers. My iPhone 7 only goes up to 15.7.8.

Remember when Flappy Bird went unavailable and suddenly there were $10,000 iphones on eBay with Flappy Bird installed?

C is for cookie, I don’t know if that’s good enough for me?

They were going to use “to infinity and beyond” but that had already been snapped up.

securing it in space

I mean, if they’re going to lift the name of their space cadets from one movie, might as well lift the slogan from another!

“in, from, and to space”

“To infinity and beyond!” would’ve been even shorter and punchier.  

I feel like networks are petrified of taking chances on late-night hosts, so they go for the most bland, milquetoast people they can find so grandma won’t be offended and will continue to repost clips on Facebook. It’s a completely dead genre, unfortunately. 

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