Remember when Flappy Bird went unavailable and suddenly there were $10,000 iphones on eBay with Flappy Bird installed?

I feel like networks are petrified of taking chances on late-night hosts, so they go for the most bland, milquetoast people they can find so grandma won’t be offended and will continue to repost clips on Facebook. It’s a completely dead genre, unfortunately. 

Anyone having more than 3 kids is probably some kind of cultist.

The Coogan Act needs to be revised and expanded to protect kids in this situation.

“Franke’s business partner and therapist Jodi Hildebrandt.”

Like that idiot with the daughter who couldn’t figure out how to use a can-opener*, because she was -a- never taught, and -b- too young to work it out on her own.

Anyone still foolish enough to be in Musk’s Morass deserves all the abuse that can be heaped on top of them. Makes the dumb bastards suffer. 

“My credentials? Uh, hello, I gave birth!!”

Oh, I agree completely. What boggles my mind is that these awful people had 2.5 million subscribers, some of which just HAD to be so stupid as to take “parenting” advice from these miserable sacks. 

Which is stupid, because those are not concepts that a hungry SIX YEAR OLD is going to engage with. Ever.  These are very bad parents.

In another, Franke explains the reasoning behind not bringing her hungry 6-year-old lunch at school, because it’s actually the kid’s responsibility to pack her own lunch.

I’ve never heard of this person, but I just assume all parenting influencers are abusing their children.

He’s Lindsay Graham’s partner.

At this point, my Twitter account is for eating popcorn and watching everything fall apart.

Getting blue check vibes from this comment

GQP:

“The vaccine will track you!”

“Oh Elon, here’s my DNA to get me a blue check mark!”

I guarantee that Musk will sell any and all info Twitter has on you to your employer.

Yeah, it’s almost tempting to finally get an account so that I can get in on the class-action settlement that is inevitably going to result from this.

I feel like Musk is missing the key factor needed in an “everything” app - people need to be using it. With him at the helm, Twitter has been hemorrhaging users. Doesn’t matter how much your app does if the only people who use it are right wing trolls and nazis.

I am desperately hoping that they do the smart thing and support backwards compatibility despite the fact I'm pretty sure they won't.