Dickwagging: the last refuge of the completely incompetent.

Only thing they could have done better is make it 100 percent comic accurate and with the mask. That way those who have been crying about it could have a real life example of how terrible the unabridged outfit looks in live action so they can stfu about it.

Yeah, my concern is somewhat stifled by the reality Meta already knows a shit ton about me.

How does that even work? Is it just whoever can measure the most dicks in a set time period wins?

This milestone would have more impact if Threads was its own standalone service/app. The fact is that it is baked into Instagram, easy to opt into, and currently can’t leave Threads without people having their Instagram account deleted.

I’ll wait until it’s approved by the EU, probably the only legislative body on the planet that still fights for consumer protections.

He’s weird and off-putting, sure, but he’s not “the world’s most divorced man”, “the world’s tenderest billionaire”, or “someone who spends all day chasing clout from the alt-right teens.”

Post of the day - so far!

Those “conservatives” love to whine they’re being censored, because they refuse to accept that most people truly don’t want to spend their time on social media scrolling through their slurs. What they call “the narrative they want you to believe” is preferable to their stream of false information that has translated…

I think destroying twitter still benefits Saudi interests. A lot of their critics on Twitter had their bullhorns diminished after Moron took over...

Musk proposed “a literal dick measuring contest.”

How funny would it be for them to tease the Wolverine suit like this to generate hype only to never use it in the movie?

Please talk about Threads correctly. Threads is NOT a new platform that has gained 100 million new users. It’s a new feature of instagram that 100 million existing instagram users have clicked on once.

I’m picturing an army of Musk fans materializing to form a giant pile and break his fall, while saying he’s a genius for finally disproving the theory of gravity.

So when does Elmo start getting visits from Saudi bone saws over the loss of their investment?

The differences look so minor it could be the same suit in-universe.

It’s easy to meet your environmental goals when they are non-existent.

Among the best things about Twitter was that it was untethered from FB and Google. 

If you’re British and of a certain age, the name ‘Threads’ has many connotations, none of them good.