Because Ponzi is trademarked, I guess they have to go with FTX 2.0.

haha dumpster fire introduces flaming trash can

Well, darn! That’s when I planned to clip my toenails, so I guess I am going to miss it.

What a foolproof system, obviously from the mind of a Business Genius.

Anyone who thinks a blue check means “verified” isn’t paying attention. Just means “verified their payment cleared”.

For more on how Jack Welch ruined America, check out the 5/9/23 and 5/11/23 episodes of the Behind the Bastards podcast, available wherever you get your podcasts.

right. so you VPN to your app store and download app updates this way. This has already been suggested by Apple reps as a self-defeating reason they won’t compile in general.

Devil’s Advocate: I indeed did not want to watch Jeff Goldblum. I wanted to watch David, his character for Independence Day. I liked that character. But in the sequel, it was just standard-issue Jeff Goldblum. I did not believe it was the same character at all, and that was a problem with me.

Or just let Gamestop go under because it sucks and it’s run by douchebags and none of the people you would normally worry about losing their jobs is even left to care.

If more people were willing to quit their jobs rather than work at substandard wages the market would correct. I applaud these former employees.

This meme: Never disappoints, never fails to be true.

Musk changed the rules in the middle of the game, and is now butthurt that one of his API’s biggest players walked off his court.

Wow Elon vs. Satya...it’s like watching two girls who dumped you fight. In some ways you don’t care, in some ways. it’s awesome. 

‘stupid petty’ - i think that sums up the texas legislature pretty aptly. Same group is trying to force banks and investors and other companies to do business with oil companies as well.

the one-liners were memorable

Totally whiffed on calling it Festivus - Twitter for the rest of us.

I’m guessing there will be a mass exodus to Bluesky, as it will become the new Twitter, and Twitter will become the new Parler.

Every “input from the studio” listed here is braindead stupid. Par for the course I guess.

*sigh*

You’re really into games and you think it can’t possibly be as bad as everyone says it is. Some people actually thrive working for shitty people at shitty companies. There will be almost always be high turnover but there’s going to be those few people who just don’t seem to mind it. It’s bizarre, but I’ve literally…