She’s stepping down to spend more time justifying the torture of her children.

Not sure why they were blindsided when we all knew they’d kill it.

They were blindsided by an event that virtually every single person who saw from the release announcement on that Stadia was doomed to crash and burn like so many other Google endeavors?  Blindsided... I do not think that word means what you think it does. 

It’s nice to know that a corporation can lie to consumers for years, abuse their employees, allow bigotry to run unchecked, make attacking other companies into their advertising strategy, promise entire game modes that will instead be carved out and sold separately, release a knowingly broken product a good 2 years…

We are the “shithole country” tRump was perpetually bitching about during his candidacy and term.

Instagram is a Facebook product. There’s no such thing as privacy when using Facebook products. Use Signal: no ads, no tracking, end-to-end encrypted by default. 

The best Instagram privacy setting is “delete account”.

I’m too afraid to start a game that I know is just going to get cancelled after two levels.

I understand my probability of my becoming a millionaire is 0 if I don’t pay $2 for a ticket.

“Nobody wants to impregnate you if you look like a thumb.”

Never forget:

Stock image is both cursed and perfect.

That thumbnail is absolute perfection.

Eh, they invested $40K in Nintendo, so it’s not like the money’s down the toilet. It’s not like the dude who spent 15K in Diablo to protest Diablo’s microtransactions.

Kiwi: [is chill]

Sorry you didn’t type that in French. Your opinion is worthless.

How's that well-regulated militia going? 

“a porn parody called Evil Head,”