ACAB. Police officer is the only job in America (that's not CEO) where you can fuck up on a daily basis and never lose your job.

Apparently young means over 50 xD.

AOC wants a basic income so when the AI takes all the jobs people aren't starving, and to not kill the planet. SO EXTREME xD.

Fifth Element will always be his best movie. It's peak Willis. 

He might’ve been listening to someone feeding him lines. He was wearing an earpiece to receive lines before he retired.

I hope he broke something (or several things).

A cult classic movie: Team America: World Police

My last employer bought a larger company, the combined company morphed into a larger version of the one that was bought, then they fired half my on-call 24x7 team and wondered why none of us were happy.

The race was at night. It was still 100 degrees outside of the car. 

110 outside of the car *at night*. In the car was probably 130 or hotter. 

My friend has had pretty bad male doctors in the past and only sees women now.

And if they're passing a bill with American, Patriot, freedom etc in its name, it's probably terrible. 

A nightmare straight of out of “The Handmaid’s Tale”. If we don't get people in Congress willing to be as dirty as Republicans, they'll not only deny routine healthcare and pain management, they'll take away women's right to a bank account, and then the right to a job. It's not fiction anymore. 

“old people are quiet and keep an eye on things.”

“but many parents just “not my kid” away their responsibility.”

The same FL where a guy got cut off, pulled a gun, and shot *through his windshield*.

Dates? Aren’t they just his cousins? You don’t come out looking like a thumb unless your parents are brother and sister, or first cousins. 

Sounds like a really cool friend. 

Ironic that he picked a middle eastern woman to defend him when he spent all that time in office banning and talking shit about Muslims. 

Not only do we not have free healthcare, but a medical emergency can easily bankrupt most people. I had to take a relative to the emergency room. Three nights in the hospital and a surgery later, we were in the hole for $13,000.