And hilariously uncharismatic. Have you seen him present anything? Holy wake me when it's over. All those baby mamas definitely fucked him because of the money. 

Laughing about harming other people is a feature of the Bluesers. 

Take the X logo, bend the ends of each line inward, then turn it slightly on its side.

We have one good Fantastic Four movie: The Incredibles. Fantastic Four can be done well, and now that 20th Century Fox no longer exists in its previous incarnation (see: highly inconsistent leaning mostly toward garbage), Marvel Studios will likely be able to do a live-action one right. 

Warwick Davis stated he’d like to reprise his “*Rouge One*” role.

Well this is unfortunate news. My partner keeps saying they want a second switch but I've been holding out for a 4K version so we can keep one plugged in at home and bring one with us on vacation. 

This is why I’m desperately trying to move as far north as possible. But a recent visit where I’m aiming to be kinda proved that it ultimately doesn’t matter. It’s hotter than it should be everywhere and it’s only getting worse. Pretty soon homes with no basement are going to come with sun bunkers because AC systems…

“in a flat part of Ohio.”

I didn't know the Mitchell's vs The Machines guy was responsible for this. Now I'm even more excited to see it. 

I remember saying to someone just before it was announced these were coming to the Switch that I wished they'd be re-released in some form (preferably free with a Nintendo Online subscription). 

Wait until you read about effective altruism. 

https://www.thoughtsandprayersthegame.com/

Funny how they only scream “personal responsibility” when it's convenient. 

Capitols are buildings.

No joke, I had a new boss say that to my team the first time he ever interacted with us. Needless to say that job was fucking awful and I left as soon as I could (which wasn't soon enough). 

It won’t be “because reasons”, it’ll be because the Christian Taliban will have finally taken over and turned us into Gilead from The Handmaid’s Tale. It's happening right now. They're literally banning books. 

Conservatism is a fucking cancer of an ideology. 

I will. It means there are fewer stupid people on Earth. We have plenty. Let them die.

Lump all that in with a dangerous and growing disdain for expertise in this country, and a fucking jackass oompa loompa peddling conspiracy theories on a daily basis on national news, and you end with 2M dead citizens that probably would’ve survived had literally anyone else been president.

Sorry the Republicans and Fux News killed your father.