“in a flat part of Ohio.”

I didn't know the Mitchell's vs The Machines guy was responsible for this. Now I'm even more excited to see it. 

I remember saying to someone just before it was announced these were coming to the Switch that I wished they'd be re-released in some form (preferably free with a Nintendo Online subscription). 

Wait until you read about effective altruism. 

https://www.thoughtsandprayersthegame.com/

Funny how they only scream “personal responsibility” when it's convenient. 

Capitols are buildings.

No joke, I had a new boss say that to my team the first time he ever interacted with us. Needless to say that job was fucking awful and I left as soon as I could (which wasn't soon enough). 

It won’t be “because reasons”, it’ll be because the Christian Taliban will have finally taken over and turned us into Gilead from The Handmaid’s Tale. It's happening right now. They're literally banning books. 

Conservatism is a fucking cancer of an ideology. 

I will. It means there are fewer stupid people on Earth. We have plenty. Let them die.

Lump all that in with a dangerous and growing disdain for expertise in this country, and a fucking jackass oompa loompa peddling conspiracy theories on a daily basis on national news, and you end with 2M dead citizens that probably would’ve survived had literally anyone else been president.

Sorry the Republicans and Fux News killed your father.

Don’t give him an excuse. He lost because he’s a fucking dumbass. Had he not demonized mail voting he probably would’ve won.

Unfortunately CoVid didn’t take him. I would’ve celebrated that like I did Scalia and Ales’s deaths. The worst fucking people seem to have the best longevity.

It’s funny for the people that refused the vaccine and were Fux News viewers, but I know people that died just because they were irrationally afraid of the vaccine for non-political reasons i.e. a lack of education, religious reasons, or both (the former likely a result of the latter).

Who's Rob? The other guy was Cotton.

I wonder if they ever ran out of Herman Cain awards.

Makes perfect sense since he’s a 14 year-old teenage boy from the 90s.

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