Havent’t watched the trailer yet, but I haven’t seen this guy in anything since he played Kick-Ass (and I still think Nic Cage and Chloe Moretz carried that movie), so I’m not confident.

It's like someone told him to smile and his face said "this is how humans do it, right?"

That seems suspicious (and illegal) since the federal minimum is (still) $7.25.

Why even bother trying to release movies in these places? The amount of money spent is probably more than they make. 

And Texas. And Montana. And Alabama. And Georgia. And Akansas. There are a lot of Americans absolutely petrified of 0.001% of the country.

This show is easily up in the Breaking Bad, Succession etc. tier of great TV shows, but it won’t ever be taken as seriously because it’s fantasy/science fiction.

The Apartheid blood emerald dudebro is a Nazi? Shocking.

If your best business strategy is alienating the people that make your business what it is, your business doesn't deserve to survive. 

1.This is why I never answer the phone if I’m not expecting a call.

Punching is fine. In this country it would be great if there was less shooting, but when nobody gives a fuck that children are being murdered in school...

What is preventing us from informing the Ukrainian government that if they do not root out Nazism from their military forces we cut off weapons and money?

Still amazing all these years later:

People can testify about these things but it won’t go anywhere. Most of the senators in that room either don’t understand or don’t give a shit. Most of them are so misogynistic they were probably making derogatory sexual comments about this woman afterward.

Social Media, probably. 

You could never make The Wire now because:

I’m skeptical letting people take my physical ID. Uploading a digital copy of it to any site for any reason gets a hard pass from me.

Children shouldn’t be allowed to watch porn, but priests continue to molest children with nearly no consequences. Kind of like cops that murder people in the street, on video, and don’t go to prison.

“hard" yes xD.

Your rage is woefully misplaced. Decades of deregulation is allowing corporations to buy private property previously priced affordably for the average person which is creating an artificial shortage of available housing resulting in houses practically falling apart costing $300k+.

Inconvenience yourself and we’ll donate $10 LOL . They’d need to make it $1000 before I’d even think about it.