armoredtitan
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armoredtitan

This will be what the rest of the world tells their citizens if Deathsentence becomes president. 

Slow news day? Flo Rida is still a thing?

All those millions and he couldn't afford a box of condoms.

I tried Andromeda for all of maybe an hour. It was terrible. I stopped playing ME3 halfway through because it was boring. I tried playing ME1 when the trilogy was re-released (I’d never played it in its first release). I didn’t like that the weapons were heat-based instead of clips. ME2 will forever be the only ME

Exactly. This is how "The Handmaid's Tale" becomes reality. 

They've been beyond parody for decades. 

It's all mythology in the same way Zeus, Shiva, Jupiter etc are mythology, but somehow enough people were incapable of seeing it as mythology and now it's a multi-billion dollar industry that controls the weakest minds. 

Projection is all Republicans have left. 

Villainizing information is the only way the Republican party has and will continue to survive. 

Welcome to "The Handmaid's Tale: Real Life Edition".

Why not force Nintendo to publish Zelda on all platforms?

Paying $60 per game for what is essentially a 32GB SD card is an even bigger scam.

They didn't think it was a scam. They were mad because they'd never have a chance with her and she's more successful than them. 

I was fired about 30 minutes after walking into a job one time. No notice, no reason other than “re-evaluating costs”. The fact that the place was a small family business run by very Republican/Conservative people and Obama had just been elected which freaked them the fuck out (they wouldn’t shut the fuck up about him

Companies in California can’t kick you to the curb without reasonable notice anymore. They have to give you 60 days notice/2 months’ pay. The fact that Muskrat didn’t follow this law when he fired 75% of Twitter is why he’ll be sued into oblivion.

Why would there be a pre-trial hearing if he admitted guilt?

Man made a whole cartoon and a lot of money around a short sketch about a guy trying to fuck his grandson. 

I’ve successfully not been a fucking asshole my whole life, and it’s really not taken much effort. How is it so hard for so many people?

40 years of a financially gutted public school system is how you get QAnon.

In the case of Limbaugh, I think we'd want more of those wannabes since he died of lung cancer. Shitty assholes deserve excrutiating deaths, preferably they'd die young though.