Despite everyone’s love for the top dog, Isabelle will never like you as much as she likes, wait for it, Bill Trinen.

I anticipate we get another small Smash news drop sometime in October and another big one maybe mid November that reveals the rest of the cast/stages

I’m pretty happy about both announcements, but man... Nintendo gave me some serious blue balls before that AC reveal. 

I at least got the impression that the article was speaking in a positive manner about the ports coming to Switch. It isn’t to say the Switch doesn’t have great originals, but it IS a powerhouse for ports, and I say bring it on. It’s the first time I really get to play some of these, and the portability is sometimes…

Sony paid to keep the greatest Final Fantasy of all exclusive.

Its IMHO the best system to come out for a long long time, as well as my first nintendo console since the SNES days. I say this is a true gaming geek who owns all the current gen systems and a PC. The thing is fucking brilliant. 

That’s the only correct reaction to this announcement. “Buy me my own Switch so we can maintain our happy marriage.”

Pokémon bundle is still up on Gamestop and super cute. 

Seriously. The Switch is a dream machine for me. Perfect portability (including instant pause and resume for any games) + host of ports means I get to catch up on tons of classics I missed the past in a super-convenient way. Fuck the haters. I'm loving this.

Especially because there’s lots of not ports on ports on ports for this system.

Mine said the same when Isabelle from Animal Crossing showed up. Then they announced it was for Smash, and she was pissed. Then they redeemed themselves in her eyes by announcing AC anyways. Then she was pissed that she has to wait until 2019 because she’s not a big gamer who has to wait for shit all the time like the…

My wife was washing dishes and I told her, “Oh crap, they’re bringing the original Katamari to Switch.” She immediately stopped and told me I have to get her her own Switch because she’s not going to be splitting time with me. 

Definitely going to get FFIX, definitely going to get Katamari, debating whether or not to get WoFF since I already have the free limited time Sora DLC on PS4 :p

Ports on ports on ports.

Yeah, those really don’t sound like anything Steve Jobs would have approved. He probably would have screamed maniacally, flipped the table in the meeting room, sucker-punched the person next to him, fired everyone, and ate their moms, at the mere suggestion of these stupid as hell names.

They like X, been holding MacOS there for over 15 years.

Apple clearly has reduced hiring in the marketing department. These names are absolutely terrible and Steve Jobs is rolling in his grave for sure.

If Apple really wants people to call it the iPhone 10, why didn’t they name it that? They’ve very clearly just called their new phone the iPhone Excess.

Yet another example of Apple ripping off Android — now they’re stealing the shitty phone names, too!