She was actually really bad at her job at ESPN. She’s a journalist/writer. She was good in Orlando. She is good with The Undefeated. She’s not good on TV.

They’d love to replace her with Tammy Loren. Does she know anything about sports? Who cares! She’s a pretty blond woman who talks!

Hey! You forgot the dark and edgy series of graphic novels by Frank Miller.

+1 for the sequel, etc

this guy books

Brain eating space slugs would explain a lot about this administration.

“Its mission: to destroy strange, new worlds. To seek out white life and white civilization. To boldly go where no minority has gone before.”

“Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Loserprise”

You do you, man!

Watching him choke down heath foods would probably still be entertaining.

Fahey do a vegan Snacktaku!!

I would still read the shit out of Snacktaku focused on celery and carrot sticks.

You said it better than I could, agreed 1000%

“navel-gazing”

But we all promise to be really supportive of Elder Fahey if he’s unable to snacktaku because of his high blood pressure, right? Right everybody?... <sniffle> 

Welcome back, Fahey. I’m absolutely certain my usual bloviations wouldn’t do what I want to say justice, so I’ll just say this:

You’ve been missed, sincerely, the entire time you’ve been away, and this community did not feel whole without you. You’re a goddamned boss for clawing your way back from what you suffered,…

Jesus Christ Fahey we’ve got all these new Lays flavors and NOBODY’S TELLIN’ ME ABOUT ‘EM.

I felt bad that I only learned something had happened just a few days ago, I did reach out to send my well wishes to you. Glad to see you’re back! <3

Hooray! Best of luck with your continued recovery, Fahey!