armfalloffboy
ArmFallOffBoy
armfalloffboy
Dec 18 2017
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 If I could give two stars, I would.

Nov 23 2017
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These three good mutts have formed a pack.

Nov 1 2017
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When I was a younger, stupider, man I dated a girl who worked at Caesarland. I’d pick her up from work and she’d stink like feet and grease. Because I was young, stupid, and horny, we still did it before she took a shower. It’s one of my greatest shames in life.

Oct 16 2017
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Justified praise for the author doesn’t make that joke okay.

Oct 3 2017
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To be fair, Glennon has also had 8 neck surgeries, each one adding a vertebrate.

Sep 25 2017
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 I’d be right there with you if most of the people calling out black on black violence really wanted to work on any of those problems. But they don’t. They scream about it at the first hint of a conversation about race that makes them uncomfortable, but they don’t want to have both conversations at once, which is what Read more

Sep 15 2017
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I mean, you’re kind of right, but are people showing up in Pol Pot costumes? Because if they were, and if people knew what Pol Pot looked like, and if Pol Pot had current relevance in this country, they’d probably make a rule for that too. But for now, they’ve made a decision (with which reasonable people can Read more

Aug 7 2017
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I see your point, but I wonder if the guys calling sports radio shows to rip him are seeing that kind of nuance.

Aug 7 2017
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Doesn’t this describe most famous athletes, though? If you have your own shoe, or a Gatorade commercial, or your jersey’s selling big, you’re comfortable in the spotlight. JJ Watt is a huge phony who loves the camera, and way more people love him than hate him. Shit, everyone loved OJ way more than Cam until the Read more

Aug 6 2017
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Bouncing it off a giant’s face is traveling. Say what you will about the neighbors to the north, but they don’t put up with that shit.

Jul 29 2017
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“No matter what I have to say it is nothing compared to what’s coming once I return from my vacation...” Read more

Jul 1 2017
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This is a .500 team if I ever saw one. Blake’s midrange game won’t look as good if Redick and Paul aren’t arranging the floor, and Jordan might be useless on offense without Paul setting him up. Throw in more minutes for Crawford and Rivers to launch bad shots, and this starts looking bad.

Jul 1 2017
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But they have to know that by the time they’re competing George will be at the end of his prime. It’s not like George on the Celtics is going to keep them out of the finals the next few years.

Jun 10 2017
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Comey backs him down all day. Obama isn’t built for that kind of game.

Jun 10 2017
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Obama isn’t dumb enough to invite a guy who would disrespect the shit out of him by dunking on him in front of everyone.

Jun 7 2017
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I don’t even know why I starred this. Just take it and let’s not ever talk about it again

May 20 2017
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I like what the Celtics are doing way better than what the Sixers are doing, bout for the reasons you said, the Celtics model isn’t really useful for anyone else. The only reason they can build for the future without bottoming out like the Sixers or Timberwolves is because they found a historically stupid trade Read more

May 16 2017
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I’ll take Dr.Doolittle. He could talk four grizzly bears into playing d line, and then we’d win every game in a shutout and every opposing quarterback and offensive lineman would die horribly.