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In a released statement Long John Silver’s said the following about the company’s decision to no longer advertise at all on Fox News:

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

Every day I grow closer to being a conspiracy theorist. 

How very convenient...

the ~1500 professional-class liberals who were really excited to vote for Hillary Clinton

The family from Get Out, basically. 

Pictured here, the cops going after white supremacists:

White supremacy and US law enforcement are two heads of the same hydra. Terrible (if not completely surprising, and a good illustration of some key differences between socialist and social democratic perspectives) take on Sanders’ part.

Dipshit shooter can say whatever he wants. He’s 21 years old. He was 17/18 when Trump announced his campaign. He was 10 when Trump started his racist “birth-certificate” crap. The GOP was a white nationalist party before he was born. Fuck Trump and everyone who’s ever had a kind fucking word to say about him.

He is just saying what a person who idolizes Trump would say, in the hope that they might save Trump from blame.

Does anyone find it particularly insane that the shooter specifically claimed his views “on automation, immigration, and the rest predate Trump and his campaign for president.” ?

Wasn’t the shooter 20? So in 2015 when Donald Trump kicked off his campaign with Mexicans are Murders and Rapists he was what 16? He figured

Oooooh, a different flavor of whatabout. Almost refreshing.

Opiates, my dear, have a useful, legal, life-saving purpose at their heart.  It’s the perversities of income inequality and chronic underemployment and overprescribing since it’s cheaper than physical therapy or rehab that has turned them into  scourge.  Two different animals.

What evidence do you have of that? Provide a link to a reputable source showing the connection that you’re claiming.

Just look at the festering pile, whataboutism is all they have:

Whatabout, whatabout, whatabout.

Yeah, but we can elect Joe Biden and he’ll be able to work with these people because [soul explodes as I crumple into a bloody heap]

Here’s the unedited version:

Beto, after the September debate, gracefully bow out of the race and declare that you are going to devote all of your efforts to unseating John Cornyn. Yeah, it’s a long shot, but it’s not as long a shot as you winning presidential primary, and you have a voice and clarity about defending the people of Texas that is