What kills me is that at the time the special was released, I was living 10 miles from Burkittsville, had obviously never heard a word of this supposed local legend, and still bought it, because in my 14 year old mind I couldn’t fathom that the Sci Fi channel would lie to me about it. I remember after it ended wonderin…

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Was this comment produced by a random-troll-comment-generator or did actual human fingers commit these sentences to the internet?

Found the butthurt Trump lover.

The dog is still alive. It’s your friend who is dead.

Predicting the Splinter troll winning bingo card:

Republicans after reading this...

I think a major contributor to the problem is the tendency for the community to write off serious toxic and aggressive or hateful behavior as being a “heel,” as if this were all a scripted wrestling match and the competitors were characters rather than real people. We’ve seen this at every level of competition.…

My ears are burning.

So did Damien.

What makes it so unfortunate is that, were he to win the nomination, he’d be trying to unseat someone whose children are of such impeccable character.

“The toilets flush therefore the illegals get clean drinking water, so it’s all good.”

~ Conservative logic

Hell I remember when it was the “liberal” line as well. 

remember back when the conservative line was “it’s offensive to call them concentration camps”

It’s all that boring shit he doesn’t listen to in the briefings.

Complete sentences and actual policy points... liektotally borrring bro

I want all that to happen, but he needs to live as a vegetable for years, hopefully aware of his situation.

Of course he thinks its boring. They aren’t up there showering him with praise and talking about him.

I hope he fucking has a heart attack during the G20 summit and loses control of his bodily functions as he dies painfully right in the front of the other leaders. 

That type of evasive non answer on taxes might be just enough pseudo conservatism to help get him elected in Texas.