Oh shoot… My bad I legit forgot Deadpool was a 2016 film, I thought it was a 2015 film. OK 2 Good Going On Great Comic Book Flicks then.

It's a bit strange how we only had like one good comic book movie last year (Captain America; Civil War.) but now we have two bonafide greats in a matter of weeks. (This & The Lego Batman Movie.)

No big deal, just replace him with Dean Cameron & then SNL would hit 10 Million Viewers each week. (I just wanna see Dean Cameron in more things, man.)

… Why would someone get offended that Chinese people speak with accents? Yeah, I wasn't being serious. I was writing like AV Club do whenever a White Person shows up in Asia. (See Ghost In A Shell, The Great Wall, etc. Etc.)

I know that's a SNL reference but now I wanna see Frank Stallone riding a T-Rex playing "Far From Over" whilst John Travolta reprises his role from Staying Alive.

Will this finally be a real Godzilla Movie and have Godzilla by Michael Sembello be the theme? (https://www.youtube.com/wat… (I'm assuming that's all you need to make a good Godzilla movie, a little bit of Michael Sembello, a little bit of Gojira destroyin' stuff with her body and because this is 2017, have every male…

Oh, an African American Actor wins an Oscar and you bring up that he's good at rapping? What a bunch of racists. What a bunch of Alt-Right Trolls, we got here, pal. I'm pretty sure Mahershala Ali is good at many things but because he's Black, you bring up his Hip Hop Past… What's next, Emma Stone's love of Tapioca…

Son of a bitch, he actually exists. I always thought he was a practical joke played on Bill Paxton.

This is clearly the 2000 WCW of Events. They book a Dusty Finish in the final, they forget Robert Vaughn died, they give Suicide Squad an award. And worst of all, they fail to give Kubo & The Two Strings Best Visual. I rank this event. MINUS. FIVE. STARS.

Wait, they didn't mention Vaughn? What a bloody shambles.

you son of a bitch, you had me scared, I had to check whether or not he died. Cause if he died then this would've went from Alien Franchise to Alien Autopsy in no time.

Least until this Alien Bloolust Runs Over

First John Hurt, now Bill Paxton, 2017 must really fucking hate The Alien Franchise… So someone's gotta Bubble Wrap The Shit out of Sigourney Weaver, cause that motherfucker's gonna live, y'dig?

Another musical hoax, and by far my favourite real fictional singer (real fictional as in the person is real but his singing is fictional not fictional fictional which is like Spinal Tap and stuff in which they're fictional and they're fictional in a fictional setting) is Den Harrow https://www.youtube.com/wat… An…

It depends, like I prefer it because I dig Wang Chung's theme for it,. I would recommend it because it came before Lethal Weapon but it is Lethal Weapon mixed with Bad Lieutenant type of deal. Like it's interesting seeing William Petersen playing the direct opposite of Gil Grissom.

Is that, like, a bear which attacks via Drop Kicks?

To Live And Die In LA was always my favourite William Petersen movie.

Time for AVN Award Winning Actor Tommy Gunn to go mainstream with his rendition of Wolverine bay bay, yeah.

Manny was teaching G.O.T to Haley, bub. Don't you mean Luke?

Gotta be better then that promotion where Jake Roberts got absolutely bladdered and forgot how card games work.